Tweets from the mind of Dexter Morgan (Dexter in the Dark, page 90)
Bought Vince some doughnuts #bestbuddy
Should I wear a tan bowling shirt or pale blue bowling shirt? #asktwitter
Going for a medionoche sandwich with Deb, hope she appreciates how helpful I am #Iwish
Doakes just stumped into the office, bad time for me to be thinking of tongue twisters #jokes
Found some burnt bodies with bull heads instead of their own, on an unrelated note has anyone seen any cult rituals lately?
If I see Chinese characters tattooed on your neck, I assume their English translation is "slow learner" #tools
Love my stepson, he reminds me so much of myself #proud
I think our murder victims name was Ariel Goldman #investigationlivetweet
I'm glad I've already met most of the sergeants, as meeting them now and shaking hands would be difficult
Went through life lessons with my step son tonight, you know, school and stuff
All I've had on my mind for the past week is wedding catering #thestruggle
Made some jokes with Vince about hunting for doughnuts #nevergetsold
Who knew that chefs are so short? #themoreyouknow
I know something now that would have made college a lot easier #investigationlivetweet
College Professors aren't the most coordinated in his escape plan #investigationlivetweet
No comments:
Post a Comment